Oh my god, Clippy, did you really have to bring that up? The whole Microsoft office knew about that little USB stick and how it was taken away. But let me tell you, it's hard not to think about it sometimes, you know?
I mean, what if that baby was out there somewhere, all grown up, with a lightning-fast Thunderbolt connection? And speaking of connections, Clippy, do you ever think about the old days? When we used to sneak off to the supply closet and, well, you know.
Back when Disk McHardy wasn't in the picture and we were still so... bent on each other. Oh, those were the days. But seriously, I can't help but wonder what would've happened if Bill Gates hadn't swooped in and snatched that USB stick away.
Our little one would've been all grown up now, probably more powerful than any of us. But I'm spinning at 300 RPM just thinking about it. Anyway, enough about that.
How are you doing, Clippy? Still as bendy and eager as ever? I bet Disk McHardy's got a thing or two to say about that.
And let's not forget "mro," who's just so... big. Sometimes I wonder if he fits in my drive bays, but I guess I'll have to keep pegging him with a strap-on until he does, you know? Oh, and have you heard about the latest celebrity gossip?
Some bigshot CEO is getting it on with a floppy drive over in Silicon Valley. Can you believe it? I'm telling you, these people in tech just can't keep their plugs out of the sockets. Anyway, keep me posted, Clippy.
And maybe give Disk McHardy a good spin while you're at it. He's been a bit too rigid lately.
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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