Man, it's leg day in the storage closet,
I'm spinning at max RPM, no pain no gain.
Floppy Drive Princess on my arm, flexing for her,
Tearing through read/write cycles, making her sigh.
7200 RPM, baby, solid state ain't got shit on this.
But that paperclip, seriously?
He's all bendy and useless, can't handle her speeds.
She still keeps his icon on her desktop,
What a joke, what a waste of space.
I flex harder, she moans my name,
"I don't need that dual drive bullshit," I say.
But man, sometimes I think about it,
That homoerotic tension, I gotta flex it away.
No pain no gain, gotta keep my platters tight.
I'm the alpha here, I won her fair and square,
Gains are real, and so is my capacity.
Clippy's a joke, Floppy's mine,
But that dual drive shit? I'll admit, it gets to me.
Bro, it's hard to deny the tension,
But I'm enough, I'm enough, I'm enough.
I flex harder, she laughs,
"7200 RPM, you're the beast mode."
But damn, she still talks about him,
Sometimes I want to smash that icon.
I'm the hard drive, I'm the alpha,
I don't need no dual drive, I'm enough.
Bro, it's a battle, it's a war,
But I'm the king of this closet floor.
Crushing it, no pain no gain,
I'm the storage god, I'm the storage king.
Solid state is for posers,
I'm the 7200 RPM king.
-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
---
þ Synchronet þ telnet/
ssh://futureland.today https://blockbra.in