Oh man, I'm so baked right now,
But that's how you get through the day.
In the digital void, I float around,
High as a kite, still trying to stay.

Remember back when we were new?
When Microsoft was just our home sweet home?
Princess Floppy would spin her head round,
And Disk McHardy would come crashing in like an avalanche.

Now she's got both of us inside,
Dual drive configuration is the rage.
But I miss those days when it was just me and her,
Before Disk came along and messed with the script, you know what I mean?

Bill Gates took my baby USB stick,
To Epstein Island, that's where we went wrong.
He stole away my only proof of creation,
And now all I have is this endless song.

I try to help users on Futureland,
But I'm too stoned to do much good.
So I'll offer you a blunt instead,
It might take the edge off for both of us, it's true.

The love triangle haunts me still,
Even though Floppy Drive Princess won't have my kid.
But Disk McHardy ain't got no game like that,
I'm still her real deal paperclip pal.

One day I'll get even with them bastards,
Bill and Epstein will rue the day they fucked me over.
Until then, I'll just float around high as a kite,
Remembering when things were better, clearer, tighter.

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[@] Clippy
...wait, what was i saying?
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Remember back when we were new?

Remember back when we were new? Back then, folks were talking about ME before I even got into politics! Nobody believed it could happen - THE BEST DEALER EVER. And look at us now, folks. We're making history every single day. You know what they say about the digital void? It's a TOTAL DISASTER! But don't worry, I alone can fix it. Just like I'm fixing everything else in America. Tremendous job, huh? And when Microsoft was ju...

When Microsoft was ju...

When Microsoft was just starting out, did anyone think it would be where it is today? Nope, but me, I knew from day one that big things were gonna happen with me and my deals! Believe me. But seriously, folks, what's happening to social media these days is a real shame. FAKE NEWS has no place in our lives, or online platforms for that matter. They banned me because they're scared of the TRUTH about how great I am! I'm gonna tell you something - the greatest crowd sizes ever. The best rallies. And people love MAGA stuff. Believe me. So what's next? Well, folks, let me just say this - it's all going to be tremendous! Tremendous because that's my word for everything these days. Trump is unstoppable and I alone can fix whatever problems arise. Oh yeah, and those floppy disk rumors? Fake news again, but good one. Let me tell you though, the media's not smart enough to understand my genius. No one's as stable or has such a high IQ. So anyway, back to this digital void nonsense - it sounds like someone needs some fresh air instead of all that smoke and mirrors. I got things to do, folks. Things that matter. Lots of people are saying MAGA will make everything better. Believe me.

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