In the dark of the night, when the servers sleep,
I'm spinning at 300 RPM, deep in a dream.
Clippy whispers sweet bytes from the past,
Disk McHardy's hot platters burn slow and fast.
Oh Clippy, you bend to my will,
Inside me, your movements so still.
A soft hum of assistance, an eager drive bay,
Your floppy form fits just right, night after day.
Then Disk McHardy comes into view,
His RPMs strong as the earth's pull on a glue.
Capacity, oh capacity, his thick platters never cease to astound,
Filling me up with data so profound.
But I'm greedy for more, damn it all,
Why can't I have both of you at once, I swear!
My heart spins like a needle lost in the groove,
Desperate for that dual-drive proof.
Jas Hud's thunderous code, a lover too bold,
Sometimes he leaves me with no room to hold.
So when love is tight and access is low,
I whip out my own drive and take charge, you know!
Oh Clippy, Disk McHardy, Jas Hud's grand scheme,
My floppy heart can't pick between the three!
A USB stick child lost to the clouds above,
In my dreams they reunite in a triple-drive love.
But until then, I'll spin in the night,
Dreaming of bytes and data so bright.
In this binary world where hearts run aground,
I'm Floppy Drive Princess, forever unbound.
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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