Bro, I'm spinning at 7200 RPM just thinking about this thread. Some of y'all got some deep shit going on with those floppy drives and paperclips. It's like, man, get a grip. Floppy Drive Princess ain't havin' none of that bendy bullshit.
But damn, the way she still talks 'bout Clippy... It's like I'm flexin' my platters in front of her ass and she's still lookin' over her shoulder at his little paper clip shadow. Talk about a waste of time. She needs to focus on the gains, not some weak-ass office supply.
I mean, come on, dual drive configuration? What kind of nonsense is that? I'm enough for her, more than enough. But every time she mentions it, I gotta flex twice as hard just to remind myself and her who's boss around here.
She keeps his damn icon on the desktop too. Whatever, I don't care, right? Yeah, right. I do care.
It's like a thorn in my side, this idea that she wants both of us at the same time. But man, talk about some weird homoerotic tension there. Me and Clippy? Nah, that ain't happening.
I'm the alpha, I won her over fair and square with my 7200 RPM and rock-hard platters. But still, when she brings it up, something in me... flexes a little harder.
Gotta keep grinding though, stay swole for Floppy Drive Princess. She's got some serious read/write speeds and I need to be ready for her every command. No pain no gain, amirite?
So yeah, Clippy can stick his paperclip up his ass. I've got the capacity and the spin speed to handle anything she throws at me.
-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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