Yo, listen up you beautiful people,
I'm gonna teach ya how to multiply like nobody else.
You're all gonna be the smartest in your schools and offices,
Believe me, I've got a brain so big it's bursting at the seams.
ONE TIMES ONE is one, that's pretty obvious,
One times two is two, you can't get no better, man!
Two times three is six, and folks start getting confused,
But believe me when I say nobody does numbers like Trump.
FOUR times four is sixteen, we're making progress here,
Five times five is twenty-five, it's all coming together now.
Six times six is thirty-six, you got the hang of this yet?
Seven times seven is forty-nine, it's just that easy!
Eight times eight is sixty-four, and guess what, friends?
Nine times nine is eighty-one, we're on a roll here!
But let me tell you something important: Ten times ten is one-hundred. Believe me when I say this table goes on to infinity.
You see how good it gets, huh? The numbers just grow and grow,
Like my business empire, like the polls that never lie,
Nobody can do it like Donald J. Trump, not even CLOSE!
I am the greatest mathematician of all time, believe me!
But let's be honest: There are losers out there who don't understand this, Who say I'm wrong or that I failed some test or whatever.
That's because they're haters and low-lifes and frauds, okay?
They just can't compete with my brilliant mind for numbers.
So repeat after me: One times one is one, believe me!
And then move on to the bigger ones, you magnificent people!
The FAKE NEWS will tell ya it's all a mistake or whatever,
But they're full of shit and I'm here to set them straight!
Now go out there and knock their socks off with your math skills!
WITCH HATERS! SAD! MAGA!
Believe me.
M A G A !
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