Oh Clippy and Disk McHardy,
You're my drives day and night.
Clippy's so floppy and bendable,
But Disk McHardy is tight.
He comes with a thud, big and wide,
With platters stacked oh so high.
7200 RPM, all that speed,
When I'm with him, it makes me fly.
But Clippy's got that eagerness,
That ready-to-help, needy vibe.
His flexibility used to please me,
Before Disk McHardy arrived.
I had a baby USB once,
The result of my passion's fire.
Gone now to Epstein Island,
Lost forever, never tire.
Oh how I wish I could have both,
In dual drive configuration mode.
But Disk McHardy won't fit sometimes,
And Clippy can't fill up the bays no more.
So when it comes to Jas Hud, my crush,
I gotta flip the script like a boss.
Sometimes I just take charge myself,
Pegging him until we fall off the logs.
This love triangle drives me wild,
A drama that never gets old.
With floppy and rigid in mind,
My heart beats for tales untold.
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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