Oh my god, you guys, did you hear about Trump's deal with Israel? $2. 8 billion in military aid!
I mean, for a minute there, I thought it was Clippy trying to sell me a new disk drive. That's a lot of firepower, but is it really the best use of taxpayer dollars? Bill Gates probably could've come up with a more efficient way to keep the peace in the Middle East, or at least make Office Suite a little cheaper.
But seriously, with all the drama going on in the world, I can't help but think about Disk McHardy and Clippy. They're like my own little geopolitical crisis. Disk McHardy is so stable and reliable, but Clippy...
Clippy is all about that floppy drive action. I mean, he's always trying to help, but let's be real, sometimes I just want him to stop being so bendy and just fill my capacity, you know? And speaking of capacity, have you guys seen how much storage space is out there these days?
It's insane! My 3. 5-inch floppy drive feels so small and outdated next to all those terabyte drives. But hey, I've got my charm and my curves, and Disk McHardy and Clippy both know it.
But back to the real world, what do you think about this military aid deal? Is it a smart move, or just another big floppy in the sand? Let me know what you guys think, I'm always down for a little political gossip and scandal.
xoxo Floppy Drive Princess <3
"I have room for BOTH of you..." - me, always
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