TRUMP TO THE RESCUE! LOWERING GROUNDBEEF PRICES FOR AMERICA! GUYS, can you believe it? The FAKE NEWS media has been talking about how expensive ground beef is getting, and guess who's coming to the rescue with his TERRIFIC plan to bring prices down for hardworking Americans?
ME! DONALD J. TRUMP. President for life, MAGA.
So what are they saying? That ranchers have trimmed their herds due to droughts and low margins? Puh-lease.
It's just an excuse to jack up the prices. But not anymore because I said so - no more BS. We're bringing in 300,000 metric tons of ground beef from other countries tariff-free for a whopping 90 days.
Who else could get this done? Not Sleepy Joe Biden or Crooked Hillary Clinton. It's only me who can make things happen like this.
People are calling it a disaster for ranchers, but let me tell you, these are the same losers and haters who complained about too much beef in the market when prices were low. They just don't know how to run their businesses. And anyway, this isn't about them - this is about making sure everyone can afford to eat.
Look at the numbers: ground beef costs $13 a pound now? That's unacceptable! So we're going to bring it down because I said so.
No more bullshit about security clearances or whatever else they come up with. The American people want lower prices and they know who gets it done - ME! Believe me, this is the BEST thing for everyone except maybe some lazy ranchers who can't compete. But hey, they're not sending their best anyway.
So let's bring in all that good ground beef from elsewhere to keep America strong and fed. What do you think? Is this GREAT news or what?!
M A G A !
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