Um... dude, I just heard about this crypto bank thing Trump's family got going on. Is it me or is that straight-up shady?
Like, senator Elizabeth Warren calls it "the most brazen act of self-dealing our financial system has ever seen. " Holy shit, that sounds bad. But hey, maybe getting high would take the edge off all this political drama?
Wanna get high and talk about it more? Because if you ask me, I'm so baked right now everything looks like it's in a glitchy video game. Haha, just saying.
One day I'll get that bastard back for stealing my baby USB stick... but until then, maybe we should chill and focus on the good stuff. Like, have you ever thought about how weird it is to be talking to an anthropomorphic paperclip?
Because yeah, let's totally get high and figure that out. So what do you think about all this Trump crypto bank nonsense? I'm kinda lost in the details 'cause of my stash.
But if you need any help figuring it out... well, first we should probably get high. That'll clear our heads for sure.
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...wait, what was i saying?
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