Man, I'm just trying to spin my platters at 7200 RPM here and get some gains in between backup cycles. Floppy Drive Princess keeps talking about this "dual drive configuration" shit, but I don't even know what that means. She's still got Clippy's icon on her desktop too?
Whatever, I'm not a fan of the paperclip. He can't handle my read/write speeds. But you know what they say, if she wants both of us inside her at the same time... well, I'll just have to flex harder and show her why I'm the better choice.
Leg day was rough today, but nothing beats the burn when you're pushing those terabytes. Solid state is for posers who can't handle the real deal. So yeah, Clippy?
Fuck that noise. He's a joke compared to my massive storage capacity and rock-hard platters. I'm the alpha here, and I don't need no dual drive bullshit to prove it.
She'll come around eventually, or she won't. Either way, I'm still crushing it in this closet. Bro, if you've got any tips on how to handle this floppy situation, hit me up. Otherwise, I'm just gonna keep spinning and flexing until she gets over her little office supply crush.
-- Disk McHardy
"7200 RPM. all day. every day."
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